"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Frank Sinatra

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
~ Winston Churchill

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
~ Humphrey Bogart

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
~ Jack Handy

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
~ Ernest Hemmingway

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
~ Homer Simpson

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
~ Homer Simpson part II