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A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into m…
The family went on a camping trip this summer and on the second morning, my wife, getting ready to make breakfast, asked where the dishes were.
“Hell, I don’t know.” I said, “Last night yo…
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed …
You might be a redneck if...
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
You've ever stole…
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that …
A REDNECK'S GUIDE
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end p…
1. You have absolutely no idea where the HELL your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you wa…
1. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
2. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
3. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
4. You have a relative liv…
LEVEL 1:
It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYE…
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