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your mommas so fat class room joke

your mommas so fat that when she went to school and was told to sit in the front of the class room she was sitting around the class room


October, 20 · Redneck Jokes · 79 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

Murphy is an optimous


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Blonde (like me) Joke

A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.

With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into m…


June, 8 · Redneck Jokes · 180 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

Camp dishes

The family went on a camping trip this summer and on the second morning, my wife, getting ready to make breakfast, asked where the dishes were.

“Hell, I don’t know.” I said, “Last night yo…


December, 10 · Redneck Jokes · 219 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

GO GIT CHA MOMMA

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed …


July, 16 · Redneck Jokes · 288 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if... Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. You've ever stole…


July, 9 · Redneck Jokes · 192 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

REDNECK SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER'S SOUL

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Frank Sinatra

"Beer is proof that …


July, 4 · Redneck Jokes · 203 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

BEER Troubleshooting 101

A REDNECK'S GUIDE

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end p…


July, 3 · Redneck Jokes · 162 views · 1 comments · Full story » ·

Drunkin' REDNECK Girls

1. You have absolutely no idea where the HELL your shoes are.

2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

3. You suddenly decide you wa…


July, 3 · Redneck Jokes · 246 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

You Might Be A Redneck If...

1. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
2. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
3. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
4. You have a relative liv…


June, 20 · Redneck Jokes · 170 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

REDNECK'S 5 Levels of Drinkin'

LEVEL 1:

It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYE…


May, 23 · Redneck Jokes · 191 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
At home, as I am in the pub and tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us o…


May, 3 · Redneck Jokes · 178 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

Designated drunkard

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.…


April, 18 · Redneck Jokes · 137 views · 1 comments · Full story » ·

Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.…


April, 18 · Redneck Jokes · 156 views · No comments? · Full story » ·

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